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[sambllrr]

I just need someone in my life who I can call up at any hour so that we can hangout and go on adventures or get food or make each other cum

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[somecutething]

A gentle old man 👴🏼

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[pochowek]

[weeb-potato]

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[samstevesharon]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

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[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[plimsoll-punk]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[flowerr--child]

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

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[capacity]

I can’t believe I’m me, of all people

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[slickbackjr]

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

[hennessyhuracan]

This was exceptional

[trunk-slamchest]

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

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[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[irenigg]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?